Like Seriously?

Like seriously, if you're going to be all, like seriously about it, then like seriously, no. Seriously, just no. Like seriously? Who do you think you are? Like, you think that... like seriously, ya know, like seriously they're gonna like you? Like, seriously?

Massage Boners

After clicking on the first result after Googling "massage boners" I stumbled about this tid-bit that pretty much says it all.

I have had only a couple of massages mainly for fear of embarassing myself. I know they are not sexual but under the circumstances its hard not to get erect. For all the LMT's is this common, not common, etc.? I was able to prevent it on my first and was doing good on my second until the therapist began concentrating on my inner thigh. She spent twice as much time on it once I started getting hard I think she was actually enjoying it. Nothing happened mind you but it is still embarassing. I was just wondering if it is common or not. If it is I may just go for it and enjoy my massage. Thanks.

Thanks topix.com.

Tea Party Tea Bagged by Ireland's Chief in Ire... President, and friend to 25-year-olds everywhere, Michael D. Higgins

Similarish But Both Good - B.O.B. vs. Ryan Tedder

I say Ryan Tedder for the win on the hook, But B.O.B edges out T. McCoy (or maybe he doesn't) on the verses. Two pretty good songs, and an interesting country/rap collab on T.Swift and B.o.b's part.

Rosie's Heart Attack

Here's what she said about it

"i became nauseous my skin was clammy i was very very hot i threw up
maybe this is a heart attack
i googled womens heart attack symptoms
i had many of them
but really? - i thought - naaaa
...
the next day i went to a cardiologist
the dr did an EKG and sent me to the hospital
where a stent was put in
my LAD was 99% blocked
they call this type of heart attack
the Widow maker
i am lucky to be here"

looked at a listing

and we thought, why? Tomorrow'll be better than the one before it.

Laycation?

Vocation Vacation